Mrs. Marge Is in Charge! by Dan Gutman

Author:Dan Gutman
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 2024-03-02T00:00:00+00:00

“Sorry, there’s a two-drink minimum.”*

I looked at Ryan, who shrugged. “That was weird,” I said. Suddenly, the lights went off. It was completely dark. And then a white spotlight lit up the brick wall.

“Heeeerrre’s . . . the Joker!” announced Mrs. Marge.

I was so excited. Mrs. Marge must have hired a guy dressed up like the Joker to kick off our first meeting. What a great idea!

But you’ll never believe who walked into the door at that moment.

Nobody! Doors are made out of wood. Why would you walk into one? I thought we went over that in Chapter One. But you’ll never believe who walked into the doorway.

It was Mrs. Stoker!

“Good afternoon!” she said. “I just flew in from the coast and boy are my arms tired! Say, did you hear about the cake store that hired a pig? Yeah, it was really good at bacon. Get it? Bacon? Bakin’? But seriously, did you ever notice that crabs never give any money to charity? If you ask me, they are totally shellfish . . .”

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